Thursday, November 22, 2018

Cats

Did you know that cats domesticated themselves? How smart is that? Free unlimited care and food. How could you say no? DNA analysis show that cats lived alongside humans long before they lived under their care (Nat Geo).

It is all part of their plan to take over the world. First, the get close to us. Then, they learn to control us.

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Tuesday, October 9, 2018

You Are Above Average

If you are reading this and have two arms, you are above average.
Think about it. Anyone that only has 1 or no arms is bringing down the average.

Congrats. You have accomplished something today.

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Wednesday, September 19, 2018

Ostriches Cannot Fly

Are ostriches upset that they cannot fly?

When you think about birds, they are very closely associated with flying. A quick sentence verification task or a semantic hierarchy can show you just how quickly your mind associated the word "bird" with "fly".

We all know that ostriches are a bird but they, unfortunately, are one of the few that cannot fly. With their oversized bodies and long lanky legs, their little wings are not capable of lifting them off of the ground.

They probably look around at all of the other birds and think "why can't I do that?".

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Monday, September 3, 2018

Cursed

Birth is a curse and existence is a prison

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What if rain all fell in one quick sheet?

Imagine walking down the street and the weather report had told you it was going to rain today. Instead of being able to just open up an umbrella, you run for safety as soon as you see it coming. Usually, several inches of rain would fall over a period of time. Imagine if all of the rain that was going to fall all fell at once. If it was a hurricane that would have left 8 inches of rain, all 8 inches fall in one singular sheet.

You're just walking down the street and you get hit in the head by 8 inches of rain.

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Thursday, April 12, 2018

The Hippocampus

Did you know, the hippocampus is the scientific name for a seahorse. It is also a part of your brain! It is actually named the hippocampus because it happens to look surprisingly similar.

The hippocampus is important for the consolidation of memories. I hope your hippocampus allows you to remember this fact.

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Tuesday, April 10, 2018

Why is cream soda considered Jewish?

All Jews know that Dr. Brown cream soda is always in the house during the holidays. But why?

Today I will solve that mystery for you. Coca-Cola was not Kosher until 1937. Until that date, all the Jews just drank Dr. Brown! It was even sold door to door in Jewish neighborhoods in New York.

Today you learned.

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